He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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