Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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