OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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