I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Drunk is a universal language darling
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
