That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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