Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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