awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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