the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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