whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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