David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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