We're like a lot better than the average bears
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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