You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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