Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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