ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Randomize
