This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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