So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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