i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
