When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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