But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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