I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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