Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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