Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Then you guys just all showered together...?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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