Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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