I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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