Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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