i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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