WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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