dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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