drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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