I wanna bring you to show and tell
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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