Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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