his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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