I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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