chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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