guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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