I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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