I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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