whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
