your room smells of hookers.
And success
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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