I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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