the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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