i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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