She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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