I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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