How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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