Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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