I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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