I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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