Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
