I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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