i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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