we should wear snuggies to the strip club
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He better not be in your backpack
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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