So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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