Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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