Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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