You really coming over, don't trick.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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