she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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