and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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