I cockslap morals
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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